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Edit: We now have a chatroom! Link above.

Hello there.

Welcome to Chicago General Hospital. Our hospital is situated near the downtown heart of Chicago, and is known throughout America for our top-notch doctors and nurses, and the variety of departments we hire these individuals in. We work around the clock to make sure our patients have the highest standard of care in the city. We expect all our employees to hold up our reputation with their fine work.

Oh, wait, you're looking for a job here? Not just visiting. Oops. My bad.

Weeell... if you want to work here, you have to be prepared for some rigorous assignments, no matter what field you're in. We often have curious and difficult cases referred to us from all over America, and it is categorical that you be on top of your game. If you are not... tragedies will happen. Not to discourage, you of course. We like hiring new people, of course, uh...

If you think you can do it, send your resume our way! We might just have a position for you on our team. Don't worry, we don't bite. The patients might, though...

If you've already been hired... what are you doing? Get back to work, STAT!


- Dr. Glengarry, Director